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Why Is The Night Time The Right Time? (it is by the way)
Because it rhymes. And everyone knows that rhymes is truths. Also, they mostly come out at night, mostly. Also. It’s when the stars might be out (and they came from the stars, I saw them) and the moon...
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What does it feel like when we die?
So, I’m normally somewhat underqualified to answer these questions, but for reasons that should be fairly obvious, this one takes the biscuit. I do not know what it feels like when we die. I have...
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Where is my libido? Would putting up signs on lamp posts result in someone...
You’ll only get notification if you have a decent picture. I don’t know how you photograph a libido, especially one reported missing. You may find that any representative photography would get you in...
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Why is it so hard to find people who don’t think sleeping with dogs is horrible?
I’m going to take this literally rather than use the common perjorative ‘dogs’ to mean ‘ugly people’. Mostly because I can’t believe my gorgeous questioneer would’ve lost so much faith in her own...
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Why do people wear those slotted glasses? (You know the ones that are all...
Kanye made it happen. Though travelling back, I still remember the first time I saw them. I’m not sure if it was real. It was during the tail end of my first period of madness (about ten years ago...
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Are hatters still mad? Can mooredraw do this one?
Just did some fact checking. Like I was a proper writer or something. It turns out I wasn’t even sure if a hatter was a milliner or not. Like, was the mad hatter (apparently just the hatter in the...
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What Is The Point of the BBFC? Do We Need It?
I find there something pleasantly soothing about the BBFC, which is quite odd for something that is essentially a tool of censorship, or at least historically has been. Partly, I believe, this is...
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How Do You Motivate A Depressed 15 Year Old Boy Who is Addicted to Computer...
So, the big unspoken flaw in this whole project is that I’m massively unqualified to answer just about any question. Here though, we’ve got something even more out of my range than usual. Dragging a...
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Who Invented the Leaf-blower and Why? (AKA What the Hell is Wrong with a...
I used a leaf blower once. Not really to blow leaves, but to get dust and dirt out of a pavement in a day’s work as a hygeine operative for a temp agency in St Albans. It was the more fun bit of the...
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What is Bravery?
Something I don’t particularly have. I think there’s a number of different kinds of bravery, from the macho aggressive to the quiet and resolute. It’s something that you see in people, rather than...
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